Friday, June 01, 2007

Hi,

RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR... is the new volume of poetry for 2007 by poet Paul Chandler, sometimes known as Shy Yeti. This is the black and white paperback version. This collection includes over 50 poems and more than 100 photographs. Poems include ALL GOOD PIES MUST END, THE BLACK EYED GROWL, I'M FEELING KINDA GIDDY, LIFE IN A PELICAN'S BEAK and many more...
Product Details:
Printed: 150 pages, 7.44" x 9.68", perfect binding.
Publisher: PAUL CHANDLER
Copyright: © 2007 by PAUL CHANDLER Standard Copyright License
Language: English
Country: United Kingdom (Great Britain)

This book is available in 3 versions:

http://www.lulu.com/content/892987 £8.99 B&W paperback

http://www.lulu.com/content/677059 £19.99 Colour paperback

http://www.lulu.com/content/892988 £27.99 Colour hardback

£5 for a download

I'm posting RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR - the poem, below and will post some more photos and bits and pieces from the book over the next few weeks. I intend to celebrate the arrival of this book and all the Mouse of Commons books that have been released this year on Saturday 1st September.

Thanks for reading - enjoy the poem!!!

Paul :) xx

RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR...


Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Have got to be good…
Not second-hand ditties,
You’d swap if you could!
Not flimsy constructions,
That don’t make you growl…
Or comic creations –
That don’t make you howl!!
Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Have got to be funny…
Better than cream scones…
EVEN better than HONEY!!!


Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Must smell fresh as a daisy!
They must never be dull –
They must always be crazy!!
There’s no two ways about it…
The verse must surely excel…
And must come neatly wrapped;
With a crisp crunchy shell…
Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Must really be cunning;
And cryptic and clever –
And supremely stunning!!


Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Must never be sickly…
They should always be savoured;
Not gobbled up quickly!!
They should tell of adventure –
Telling tales from the heart…
Have an end and a middle –
Yes, and also a start!!!
Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Should not dwell on defeat…
Never dwindle or tarnish…
Nor go off in the heat!!!


Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Are frequently merry,
Come splendidly garnished;
Always served with a cherry!
Always buffed up to shine,
Yes, and beautifully made…
Under a cocktail umbrella…
Always kept in the shade!
Rhymes bears steal pies for…
Oh, they should NEVER deceive!!
Yes, they gotta be BALLY good…
To cause a bear to go thieve!!

Thursday, May 31, 2007


HELLO!!!!

INTRODUCING: RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR...

This has just been loaded onto www.lulu.com in three different formats!

I'll be officially launching the book tomorrow and posting the links to the site.

Hope you like the cover - the grafitti was found on a wall in Venice in December 2006.

Take care,

More soon!

Paul x