Hi ya,

Check out the site below for some new poem "DRUNK" with more new postings to come during Spring 2003...

STILL AVAILABLE...

THIRD TIME LUCKY!

Including over 60 new pieces of verse by myself, Mr Paul Chandler - from the silly to the serious...

Available now... Priced £2.50.

Thanks again to all those who already have copies.

For those of you who have avoided them until now you can also purchase...

JUNK/FOOD... The First Collection. Priced £1.99

ROLLERCOASTER... The Second Collection. Priced £2.50

AND ALSO!!!

WOO-ED AWAKENINGS!

THE BEST OF THE FIRST THREE VOLUMES... Priced £2.50.

AVAILABLE FROM BEECHES PUBLISHING.

Before I go... A sample from the latest collection... :)

THIRD TIME LUCKY.

First times never work out...
She learnt this fact first hand...
Married to a drummer -
From a heavy metal band!
Her first job was a nightmare!
Her first car fell apart!
She ran away to Brighton -
On a junkyard horse and cart!
Her first affair was fated!
Her first bank job a flop!
Saved from jail by offering -
Gold bullion to a cop!
First time on tele-vision -
She forgot quite what to say!
Her first night as a call girl -
With a man who didn't pay!
First attempts to choose a winner -
Grand National pick came last...
So, she had to try a second time...
Range available was vast!
Her second job was scary...
Free-falling from a plane!
Her second car exploded -
Whilst on a trip to Spain!
Her second husband too no better -
He used to dress like her...
And had a crush on Ironside...
(As played by Raymond Burr...)
Affairs - bank jobs and telly...
All met a drastic fate...
Her second National fancy,
Fell at the second gate!
BUT her third attempts were splendid!
Third husband quite adored!
Third job was quite successful!
Fighter pilot! Never bored!
Third car a large Ferrari!
Third National choice - HE WON BY MILES!
Third bank job earnt her millions -
And nights out on the tiles!
Sometimes first tries are fated!
Second times more often suck!
Best persevere a third time!
Fingers crossed for third time luck!

Hello! Just thought I'd up and post a new piece on the site... Have been busy putting together some of the back-catalogue for an exciting new project as well as writing quite a few new pieces. Next time I post I'll give away a little more... But before I do let me just give you a sample of one of my more recent pieces - a good-humoured piece called, simply - DRUNK which was completed on February 22nd... :) More soon! I promise...

Paul x

Hope you enjoy "getting"...

DRUNK.

I'm a little bit drunk -
On the things that we've said…
I'm a little bit drunk…
All inhibitions have fled…
But I don’t think that’s bad…
I don’t think that’s wrong…
We can still have a snog…
Though my breath smells quite strong!

Yes, I’m a little bit dreamy –
A tiny bit swayed –
By your feminine wiles –
How I wished you had stayed!
What a tease! Quite the She-beast…
A real Wild One to tame…
Only I’ve not got your number…
And forgotten your name…

Hey, I'm a little bit merry…
Not quite right on my feet…
Fell down on the floor –
But my life is complete!
Still, this is really no problem…
Not something to mourn…
Though my hair is a mess –
And my new clothes are torn!

Just a little bit sleepy…
Just a weeny bit down…
I’m not sure where I am…
In exactly which town?
But I’m sure it was worth it…
I’m sure was just swell…
Though my vision is blurring…
And, it’s all gone to hell!

I’m a little bit thirsty –
Fancy one for the road?
But I’m barred from the pub!
All my oats have been sowed…
My Credit Card maxed!
All my coffers drunk dry!
Tried shadow boxing –
Gave myself a black eye!!!

Oh, I’m a little bit woozy…
And I might just be sick…
My head is still spinning…
Get out the way quick!!
With my head down the cistern –
That’s my lunch flushed away…
And with it all consciousness!
What a MARVELLOUS day!