Hello and welcome!!

To the first new poem to be released from POETIQUETTE!

It's called A YETI'S FUR and is a true story of love, life and furry beasties...

Copies of POETIQUETTE can be purchased for £5 + £1.50 P&P by contacting me for details at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk.

Another sample will be posted during the summer.

Enjoy!

Paul x

A YETI’S FUR…


A yeti’s fur will fall out –
If he’s feeling under used…
He’ll make a dreadful sniffle –
If he’s feeling he’s abused…
You will get a baldly yeti…
So best pretend you give a toss…
He will snort and stamp a little…
For he likes to show who’s boss…

A yeti’s eyes will deaden…
If his birthday is forgot…
Make sure it’s on your calendar –
Or his temper may grow hot…
If you haven’t bought him presents…
That are wrapped so bright and gay…
Then best make a hurried exit…
Because things will not be okay!

A yeti’s claws will soon be blunted…
Should he have nothing left to scrape…
He needs his paws for catching dinner…
So they can’t get out of shape…
Of course, he’ll wear a pair of gloves…
For when he’s meeting with the Queen…
Because he wouldn’t want to hurt her…
Nor cut her up – for that is mean.

A yeti’s tum may gurgle…
If he’s not routinely fed with cake…
If you haven’t bought him jelly…
Or a thick milk chocolate shake…
If you haven’t cooked him French fries…
Or pate made from Swedish vole…
If you serve him a koala…
He is sure to eat it whole…

A yeti’s growl will weaken…
If it’s not allowed to grow…
The ones out there on the mountains…
Practice projection, don’t you know…
But a proper city yeti…
Does not always get that chance…
He must attend a special workshop…
So that his growl will soon enhance!

A yeti’s face will sadden –
If you do not give a fig…
He will shrivel up real small…
Although he’s usually so big…
He’ll lose his fur – his tum will grumble...
Weak in claw and meek of growl…
So please NEVER treat a yeti badly…
Incase he throws in the furry towel...