Hi,

I'm finally able to announce the arrival of a new book of verse. It's available as of Monday 23rd May and is entitled POETIQUETTE.

Titles in this volume include:
ALWAYS ATTACH A KITTEN TO YOUR TOAST…
ANTHONY’S SOCKS…
ATTENTION SEEKER…
AWARDS LIKE CANDY…
BALLAD OF SUZIE AND ANGUS…
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE DON’T LOOK DOWN ON ME…
BEING COY…
BRITNEY NEEDS A CARDIE…
CAKE AND EAT IT…
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING…
CRIME OFTEN PAYS…
DEAR ROBERT – DEAR CHARLES…
DO YOU MIND?
THE ETIQUETTE OF AFFAIRS…
FAT MICHELLE…
FEELS LIKE THE END DAYS…
FOREVER BLUBBING…
GAY CHIHUAHUA…
GO DIGITAL…
GROWLY ERIC…
HER OFF THE TELLY…
HIM OFF TV…
HOPELESS ROMANTIC?
I DIDN’T FIT IN (BUT I DO NOW!)
I DIDN’T MEAN IT…
IF DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER…
I HAVE A LIMITED APPEAL…
I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH PHOTOS OF YOUR KIDS…
I REMIND HIM OF SOMEBODY ELSE…
I WANT A LOVER LIKE MATHILDE…
I WANT THEM TO SEE ME…
KIRSTY (COULD REALLY PICK’EM!)
KITTEN IN A BOW TIE…
LIFE IN A JAR…
LOOK AT ME–NOT THROUGH ME…
THE LOVE DITTY OF PAULINE AND GRAHAM…
MATCHMAKING GOD…
A MERRY BAND…
MISTER BEE…
MOLLYCODDLED…
MY MEMORY…
THE NEW CHAV…
NEW KITTY SIDE-KICK…
THE PLACE WHERE EX’S GO…
PLAYING GROWN-UP…
PRE-OP PUP…
PUTTING LIFE ON HOLD…
RED TAPE…
THE RULES OF GOOD-LOOKINGNESS…
SCARED OF THE QUEEN…
A 2ND RATE LOTHARIO…
SHOPPING AROUND…
SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE STRAIGHT…
SOMETHING TO DECLARE…
SOMEWHERE INBETWEEN…
SONNY & CHER OF EUROVISION…
THEY NEVER SAW ME GO…
THOSE DREAMS AGAIN…
TROUBLEMAKER…
VALENTINES DAY IS CANCELLED…
VALENTINES SOLDIERS…
WANNA BE A BEAR…
WHAT IF THEY’D AXED FOOTBALL?
WHEN THE MIGHTY FALL…
WHEN THE MILKMAN CALLS!
WITH ANOTHER…
WON’T STAY SWEET FOREVER…
A YETI’S FUR…
YOU DON’T EXIST…
YOU HAVE YOUR BELIEFS…

You can get a copy by mailing me at shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk - entitling your mail POETIQUETTE and I'll pass on details of where to send your payment.

I shall be posting the first single from the new book, "A Yeti's Fur" on Monday.

Paul