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Here follows the last piece to be written for it... The kinda seasonal WICKED SANTA...

HAPPY CHRISTMAS ALL!!!


WICKED SANTA...


What did Santa bring me?

What did Papa Santa bring?

A cute and furry bunny -

With unsightly nipple ring?

A box of rock hard toffees?

A bloody body bag?

A shapely, sexy model -

Who's in truth an evil hag...

A purse that's full of money -

Legal tender now no more...

A replica Titanic...

Without a Ship-to-Shore...

I had visions of a Roller...

But I'll probably get a hearse...

A punctured Raleigh Chopper -

Or an ancient wicked curse...

Win the jackpot at the bingo?

Spin the Roulette Wheel again?

Win a fiver on the horses?

I invest and yet in vain...

Do I expect too much from Santa?

Have I been a wicked man...

I know I'm over 30...

But I behave the best I can...

Back last year he came to visit -

But brought along with him a bill...

To pay my ex's debts off...

And I'm paying them off still...

Oh, what will Santa send me?

When he comes - begin to fear...

Lots of yummy goodies...

Causing diarrhoea...

Christmas - for the children...

Christmas - for the mad...

I am gonna kidnap Santa...

And perhaps be really bad...

I might just dress as St. Nick...

Might just steal the nicest stuff...

Give myself a Happy Christmas...

Sometimes you must play rough...

What did Santa bring me?

He brought the whole darn lot...

I will have a dead good Chrimbo...

Though you folk –

Alas –

Will Not...

:-)