Saturday, March 31, 2007


Hello!!!

Another poem, so soon!!!

This is just a first draft, to be honest - but hopefully will be included in the next collection: RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR.

Had to post today really - in time for 1st April, tomorrow!!!

Enjoy!!

Paul xx



YOUR APRIL FOOL


Trick me sweet –

You think I jest…

Go put my patience –

To the test!!

Go stick a sign,

Upon my back…

“I’m with stupid…”

Tattooed on my packa mac…

Intimidate me…

I’m your tool –

Still proud to be,

YOUR APRIL FOOL…



Go play your joke,

Go make the gag.

I just don’t care!

It’s not my bag!!

I don’t care less…

Go fling that flan,

Not bothered by,

Your crazy plan…

You laugh out loud,

I’ll flaunt the rule –

I’m proud to be –

YOUR APRIL FOOL…



Miss laugh-a-minute,

Some cunning ruse,

With best intentions…

To confuse.

Oh, playful prankster…

The die is cast!

With punning powers –

Built to last!

So treat me mean,

Yes, be real cruel…

I’m proud to be…

YOUR APRIL FOOL…



Behind my back –

You’re pulling faces,

Trip me up –

You tied my laces!!

You did me wrong,

You made me frown…

You kicked my heart –

Around the town…

But I’ll take more…

I’ll play it cool…

Content to be…

YOUR APRIL FOOL...

Friday, March 30, 2007


COMING SOON: RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR...


Just to let everyone know that there's a new poetry book on it's way - due for early May 2007.

It's nearly all pieced together now, more details coming soon - but here's one of the new poems: DISCO YETI.

DISCO YETI

Disco Yeti,
Shining Star.
He's not Size Zero,
Nor under par…
He's not the sort -
With whom you mess…
A dancing queen;
Well, more or less!!
He knows the moves -
He moves with style!
Admirers gape -
In single file!
How can this yeti -
Strut so cool?
Uses disco fever -
As his tool!!!

Disco Yeti,
No prima donna…
He's centuries old;
Still not a gonna!!
More active now -
Than 'ere he were!!
Though with Just For Men,
Now dyes his fur!!
A large medallion -
On his chest…
He prances,
Better the rest…
Although he's got -
Big tree trunk thighs!!
Beneath that glitter ball -
He flies…

Disco Yeti,
Pulsing beat…
No doubt this beast's -
Got disco feet…
Paws so agile,
Clicking claws…
Along to the rhythm…
No-one ignores…
The dancefloor clears…
The spotlights shine…
Onto this dancing yeti…
Oh, so fine!!
Disco creature…
So suave, so wily…
He's one half yeti…
And two thirds, Kylie!!!


Disco Yeti,
He's no himbo…
Growls aloft;
And flares akimbo…
Limbo, foxtrot,
Nor the Waltz…
All leaves this yeti…
Feeling false…
But under lights -
So bright and flashy!!
Back-flips to music,
Kinda trashy…
But who's to say…
His life is petty…
This guy's the world's…
SOLE, DISCO YETI!!!