AT LAST!!!!!!

GO 4TH AND DIVIDE!! IS NOW AVAILABLE TO BUY. RELEASED ON MONDAY 21ST JULY 2003, PRICED £3.50 FROM BEECHES PUBLISHING.

Thank you to all of you who have already purchased their copies.

GO 4TH AND DIVIDE contains over 70 new compositions and also a short piece of prose... This volume is more upbeat in tone than THIRD TIME LUCKY and includes such titles as EXIT, PURSUED BY A YETI, FURRY FROM THE DEEP, THEY CAME FROM OUTER HEBRIDES as well as BLACK AND WHITE COWS and DRUNK which have already been posted on this site.

Copies can be ordered from me by requesting further information to PCBEECHES@HOTMAIL.COM or SHYYETI@YAHOO.CO.UK

The following poem, YOU AND WHOSE ARMY also resides in the new volume...

I hope you enjoy it! :-)

Paul x

YOU AND WHOSE ARMY?


I’m building up my army…

I’m building up a force!

I’ve got a brand new catapult and –

A two-legged battle horse…



I’ve a rabbit with a machine gun…
A band of field mice with grenades…
A failed Oxford academic -
Who just couldn’t get the grades!
I’ve a taxman down in Plymouth -
Who is keen to join the cause!
A bank account with twenty quid in –
Concealed on foreign shores!
I know a leprechaun from Dublin –
Who intends to give me luck…
I’ve a kitten with a flick knife and…
An armour-plated truck!


I’m building up my army…

I’m building up my troops…

I’ve got a semi-sighted monkey –

Who can fart and jump through hoops!


I’ve a sheep dog with army training…
Mother’s Union contacts high!
A kite with a scary dragon on -
Though with holes it fails to fly…
I’ve a flock of dead hard budgies…
Who will give a nasty nip!
A pack of pre-teen ravers…
Who will really give you lip!
I own a violin case –
Can you guess what is inside?
Well, just a fiddle - as it happens…
But folk never can decide!


I’m building up my army…

I’m training up the gang…

I’ve got an angry ginger Tom…

Who is mad and nicknamed, “FANG!”


I’ve got ex-members of old boy-bands…
Who’ll caterwaul ‘til windows shatter…
They’ve not said if they’ll bring Lulu…
But I don’t think that this will matter…
I’ve written off to rejects…
Who were stars back years ago…
Emu just ignored me -
Basil Brush he just boomed, “NO!”
Still, we do not need these extras…
We’ll do fine with what we’ve got!
Just listen for the rumpus…
Ring out that single shot…



I’m building up my army…

(Not sure for what…)

But hey, just wait and see…

That scuffle in the city…

Will be us…

My force

And…

ME!