Tuesday, June 05, 2012

WEY TO GO: SHY YETI GOES WILD ON THE RADIO!!

Hello!

Well, it's been a busy week - so there's a lot to get through. Which means, that I've had to postpone the ratings update once again - and what with the BIG BLOG BONANZA gig on Friday, it may be a week or three before I get around to doing that now... Eagle-eyed readers may have noticed that the next Poetry Cafe show has 2 titles - although I'm not sure which I prefer. The title on the poster is SHY YETI ON THE INTERWEB, but the Facebook advert went up as BIG BLOG BONANZA! Not sure how that happened. Oh well. It did, but it's the same show on the same night, so as long as a few people come along we should be fine! One thing that is definitely going right are those aforementioned Youtube ratings, which are averaging out at around 1000 a month, which is very pleasing... Anyway, I will update that list for you soon and I've also been working on a comprehensive list of all the poems that I've recorded for videos so far. I'll post that here soon too; whether you like it or not! ;)

Before I get on to my latest, rather last minute trip to Radio Wey I'll just give you a quick update on what I was busy filming during the second half of my week off. There will be some photo gallery posts when I get around to editing the actual films, but for now I'm focusing on getting the 2nd TALE OF 2 CITIES, 1 YETI episode completed; but I can assure you that there's a lot more to come, including everything that I read on Radio Wey on Saturday night... More on that in a bit...

So, between Thursday and Saturday Calum and I were up in Norfolk and area for Calum's birthday. Thursday saw a little filming around Colchester, including some shots that I'll be incorporating in the SHY YETI GOES WILD (ON THE RADIO) video. Having stayed over night in Norwich on Thursday, Friday saw us jumping on trains and buses between there and Sheringham - and then out to Holkham. Whilst travelling about I took in, for the first time, quite how many decorations were up for the Queen's Diamond jubilee and so I decided to work on an episode of SHY YETI ON LOCATION which is provisionally entitled SHY YETI'S BEST OF BRITISH. With the second of my SHY YETI GOES WILD videos completed mid-week it made sense to choose a new theme and so I've lined up 4 poems that I would say are reflect on a number of quite British institutions. This episode isn't completed yet, but should be by the end of the Jubilee bank holiday - I won't reveal all the titles of the poems just yet - but one of them is an old piece about the problems of travelling by rail; moaning about such things being a very British pastime! In addition to this let's just say that visually there are plenty of flags and bunting, ice cream, cups of tea, fish and chips, cakes and shots of the Norfolk coast around Holkham.

On Saturday I completed another poem whilst walking near Manningtree in the area where Constable grew up and first painted; in fact we visited exactly where he painted The Hay Wain. It was in this area that I read the poem KISS ME QUICK - a piece that would have worked best by the coast; but with the weather being what it was all you'd have heard was wind, so I decided it was best to read it in-land! Still, there are plenty of seaside shots to balance it out...

I also managed to finish a number of poems and stories during this part of the week off - on Thursday a daft piece called THE WALKING SEQUIN about a girl who dresses so brightly that she dazzles everyone. On Friday I wrote a poem about the British weather called BRITISH SUMMERTIME IS HERE, which even made its debut on Radio Wey less than 24 hours after being completed. I've also been working on a title piece for my NOT AS SHY AS I WAS collection and am 3 out of 4 verses complete on that - not to mention having written some ideas for another poem called THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY GARDEN POND. Finally on Saturday, on the train home between Waterloo and Walton On Thames I wrote a short story called VISION about a man whose fiancee is a contemporary artist. I'll probably post the BRITISH SUMMERTIME poem here on the blog in the next few weeks, but it'll also be in the Radio Wey video once that's done.

So, anyway - my visit to Radio Wey on Saturday 2nd June was a little last minute, but I'd put together my SHY YETI GOES WILD collection especially for my next visit; so I was prepared! In the end not all of the 11 poems that I read on the night were from that collection and one of them was brand new. Some of them you'll have seen in recent SHY YETI ON LOCATION episodes and a couple were older pieces, but the titles were as follows:

BECOMING MORE CAT-LIKE
THE SORRY TALE OF FRED THE DINOSAUR
RABBITS DON'T REALLY LIKE LETTUCE
THINGS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE - PART 1
WHY DON'T DRAGONS CLEAN THEIR TEETH?
READY - TEDDY - GO...
RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR
A LITTLE MOUSE
BRITISH SUMMERTIME IS HERE
DO SHEEP MIGRATE?
A FLEA TEA PARTY

I also got to play a few favourite and obscure tunes, that either went with the poems or fitted in with certain other themes of the programme and these were...

BOYS KEEP SWINGING (DAVID BOWIE)
LIVIN' THING (E.L.O.)
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN (THE BANGLES)
KING KONG SONG (ABBA)
INVINCIBLE (PAT BENATAR)
ISLAND OF LOST SOULS (BLONDIE)

They'll be a few more photos nearer the time that the video is edited - which reminds me; here is a rough list of forthcoming SHY YETI ON LOCATION episodes, roughly in the order that they're being edited.

A TALE OF 2 CITIES, 1 YETI - PART 2
SHY YETI BLOG BONANZA - LIVE SHOWS
SHY YETI GOES WILD 2
SHY YETI GOES WILD (ON THE RADIO)
SHY YETI'S BEST OF BRITISH
VAMPIRE COWS OF SCUNTHORPE SPECIAL
SHY YETI'S LOST HOLLYWOOD VIDEO
ANOTHER ROCK 'N' ROLLERCOASTER RIDE

I think that's all that is in the can or almost in the can, for now... As of Bank Holiday Monday, 4th June I have been filming out on Wimbledon Common, which leaves just one final poem for the BEST OF BRITISH episode. Following the completion of this and the live show on Friday, my next big filming session will be in August, when I'm off work for 3 weeks and hope to be filming in both The Lake District and Broadstairs (once again); along with a couple of other locations.

I'm hoping to have another video out late this week/early next - but more on that next week when I'll alsol be reviewing our BIG BLOG BONANZA show (a.k.a. SHY YETI ON THE INTERWEB) - which features not just me and John Smallshaw but another special guest! I can't believe it's all come around so quickly!

Anyway, more soon!

Yeti hugs,

Paul xx



























This post and its contents are Copyright Paul Chandler, 2012.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

7000 HITS AND COUNTING, PLUS A NEW COMPILATION!

Hello!

Yes, it's true - we really have passed our 7000th hit on the MRSHYYETI youtube profile - in fact at time of posting we have 7158 - and that's before we even consider all the views we have on Vimeo! Well, you know how much I like my numbers when it comes to hits and top 40s and whatnot - so I couldn't help but share this exciting news with you. Exciting to me alone, mostly - I accept that!

This week I've been off work and out and about filming...

What have I done, so far? Well - I've ben working on a sequel to SHY YETI GOES WILD, called - surprisingly enough - SHY YETI GOES WILD 2. This episode sees the return of Calum as my side-kick, as Calum is also off work. On Monday we walked between Denham and Uxbridge along the canal and I managed to record all but one verse of an old piece of mine called COLIN THE CUSTARD EATING SPIDER. It was a pretty hot day, but I also managed to get lots of footage of baby geese and ducks. Calum also makes a number of appearances too, although he does not count as a baby animal!

On Tuesday Calum and I headed for Epping Forest - the weather was good again and I was able to complete COLIN... and record all of THE STAND-UP CHAMELEON, not to mention half a yeti dance and some squirrels!

On Wednesday we were out in the Bexley/Sidcup area - and I got to film quite a bit in some rather tranquil fields, meadows and woods to complete the new episode. There were no complete poems recorded, just the glue that puts the episodes together - ie: the silly stuff! I did manage to come up with two ad-libbed animal limericks, however AND I completed the the yeti dance that I began on Tuesday up in Epping Forest!

The rest of the week we're off on location in the general direction of Norwich. The weather is meant to be reasonably good, so we'll see what occurs... Of course, it's also The Queen's Diamond Jubilee this weekend, which means there is a long bank holiday - so I'm hoping to escape all that and go filming somewhere.That's if I can find somewhere quiet. I have been toying with the idea of going back to the woods near Woking or to Bushy Park again - but we shall see. More on all that next week, I expect.

I've also been working on editing my next episode of SHY YETI ON LOCATION, which is part 2 of A TALE OF 2 CITIES, 1 YETI - the episode that we filmed in Cologne back in mid-April. I'm nearing the end of the first edit - and will hopefully get it completed over the bank holiday. Once I've finished that I'll be working on a third and final ROLLERCOASTER show video and probably another live video for the 10th anniversary blog show - in fact Dominic and I filmed some links for this back in Golden Square, Soho this Sunday just gone. After these episodes I'm going to be working on my delayed VAMPIRE COWS OF SCUNTHORPE special, which I filmed last Summer - and then it'll be time to work on SHY YETI GOES WILD 2! It's all go, isn't it!?

I'm also releasing, in advance of my next Poetry Cafe show on Friday 8th June 2012, a new compilation which I think I've mentioned before on here. It's the companion piece to my 2009 compilation SHY YETI RULES O.K. and surprisingly enough is entitled SHY YETI STILL RULES O.K.

SHY YETI STILL RULES O.K. is a collection of over 70 of Mr Yeti's favourite pieces from all the books that he has released since late 2009. These include: ASK NICELY, CACTUS HEART, CUPCAKE, A FLEA TEA PARTY, I LOVE YOU LESS, LEGGY BLONDE, MY CREATIVE GNU, A PERFECT MATCH, WAITING FOR GHOSTS, UNCLE BEAR and many more. These are stories and poems that he has read at gigs and open-mike events over the last few years which seem to get the furriest, most enthusiastic growls from a crowd! The poems and prose inside SHY YETI STILL RULES OK were previously published in the following collections; THE SHY LIFE (2009), DO YETI WEAR PYJAMAS? (2010), YETI HUGS AND OTHER HORRORS, THE VAMPIRE COWS OF SCUNTHORPE, FUNERAL FOR A SHOE (ALL 2011) and a preview of a couple of pieces from ARE WE THERE, YETI? (due Summer 2012). All my books remain available from www.lulu.com, with a number of recent 10th anniversary reissues of my first two collections, JUNK/FOOD and ROLLERCOASTER.

You can access the paperback edition at: http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/shy-yeti-still-rules-ok/12533103

It's 144 pages in length and is currently available with a 20% discount at £7.99, for a limited period. There will also be a hardback edition available in the next couple of weeks...

Here is the full line-up of what's included in this compilation...

ALTERNATIVE ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE
ASK NICELY
BAD STUFF I WISH WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU
THE BARD OF BELGRAVIA
BECOMING MORE CAT-LIKE
CACTUS HEART
THE CAFFEINE QUEEN
CATFOOD IN YOUR EYEBROWS
COLIN THE CUSTARD EATING SPIDER
COMING INTO LAND
THE CROCODILE
CUPCAKE
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DIVA
D.J. DARLING
THE DAY THE PRIME MINISTER CAME TO TEA
DEATH OF A GIRL BAND
A DEVIL WITHOUT HORNS
A DISORGANISED LIBRARY IS A VERY BAD THING
DON’T SNOG BEES
A FLEA TEA PARTY
FREE COFFEE
GEOGRAPHY BE DAMNED
GLUE TO MEND A BROKEN HEART!
GRANDPA’S WIG
HARRASSING THE SUN
“I’M ALL FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS…”
I’M FAR TOO IMPORTANT TO KNOW YOU
I LOVE YOU LESS
IF SHAKESPEARE WERE AROUND TODAY
IF YOU WERE MY WIFE
INVITE A YETI ROUND FOR TEA
IS IT CHRISTMAS ALREADY?
JOHN, I’M ONLY RHYMING...
JUST TO GET MYSELF TO YOU
KISS ME QUICK
LADY GRRR-GRRR
LAID
LEGGY BLONDE
A LITTLE MOUSE
LOVE-GO-ROUND
MAKING TOAST FOR THE ENEMY
THE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE MY FRIENDS
A MONKEY’S UNCLE
A MOST BORING MAN
“MOTHER, MEET PARIS…”
MY BEAUTY IS NATURAL
MY CREATIVE GNU
MY LONG LOST FRIEND
NEVER MIND THE MINOTAUR
NOT SEEING ANYBODY ELSE
PEACE OF MIND IN A TEABAG
A PERFECT MATCH
RATTLESNAKES!!!
RESPECTABLE TEXTS
A ROARING SUCCESS
A SOUVENIR OF THE TRIP
STREETLIGHT GLAMOUR
SUMMER SKIES
A SWEET TAIL
THE TRUE EXTENT OF MY GENIUS
THEY DON’T RHYME THEIR POEMS IN L.A.
UNCLE BEAR
THE UNAFFORDABLE FJORD
THE VAMPIRE COWS OF SCUNTHORPE
WAITING FOR GHOSTS
WE AIN’T GOT TIME…
WE’RE AN ITEM NOW
WE’RE GOING TO CLONE YOU
YOU COULD BE MY PIN-UP
YOU, ME AND THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS
YOUR OWN SWEET OXYMORON
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING

I'll post a piece from this collection in a week or two - probably around the time that the hardback edition is ready. Next week I'm aiming to post up those ratings that I promised last week, not to mention there will be new videos and things to write about The Poetry Cafe show.

So, busy - busy - busy... More soon!

Yeti hugs,

Paul x

This post and all contents are Copyright Paul Chandler 2012

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

MORE LIVE YETI AND STUFF ABOUT THE NEW BOOK...

Hello again!

This week I'm here to unveil another live video from my ROCK 'N' ROLLERCOASTER SHOW and to share with you a piece from my forthcoming collection, ARE WE THERE, YETI!? It's looking to be my longest collection yet - but then it is chock-a-block with 100 short stories and poems; in fact there are probably more stories, which is why it's ended up so long. The publication date is still provisional at this stage, but I'd like it to be out by July/August - a year almost exactly since I began writing it. I'm aiming to read pieces from it at my Poetry Cafe show in early September - so that's roughly the time-scale I'm aiming for. At the moment all I've left to do is to proofread it through, so it shouldn't be a problem.

Anyway, more about that later and for now we'll move onto the next video...

Shy Yeti presents... The second of three visits to The Poetry Cafe, Covent Garden for his ROCK 'N' ROLLERCOASTER SHOW, as performed there on Saturday 5th May 2012. This was a night to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Shy Yeti (otherwise known as Paul Chandler)'s 2nd collection, ROLLERCOASTER and also to raise money for charity - on this occasion MS TRUST. Poems include KEEP ON GETTING IT WRONG, EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS EASY RIDER, WHY AGNES YOU'RE LOVELY and I AM A JELLY FISH. His special guest on the night was the fantastic John Smallshaw - and two of his poems appear in this film: LATE NIGHT CALLER and A FISH CALLED PYTHAGORAS. There will more footage of the night released over the next few weeks and this film even includes a specially recorded yeti dance! Cameraman for the evening was Dominic McCauley and he also appears during the links. Mr Yeti recorded a few bits too and edited it all together. Music is by Luca. This film and its contents are Copyright Paul Chandler/John Smallshaw, 2012.

Youtube: http://youtu.be/Os6Sqv5_s50

Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/42603730

The linking pieces in this video were actually filmed back in late February when I thought I was going to be doing the ROLLERCOASTER show back in March - and the links were filmed quite near to my home in Weybridge. Luckily there was only one small comment about the original date of the show, so I was able to use everything else. As I've mentioned before I'll now be moving onto the second and final part of my German trip, before editing a third and final live video from ROLLERCOASTER... Any footage left over will pop up in any videos that I film over the next few months.
Next week I'll hopefully be posting another video and taking a look at how the online videos are looking - we're getting up towards 7000 hits on Youtube, so I'm kind of hoping that we may have reached 10,000 by Christmas. We're also drawing closer to my next Poetry Cafe show, so they'll be more live footage. I'm lining up a completely different set - selected from poems that were first posted here on this very blog to celebrate the 10th anniversary.

To finish with I'm posting something from the next book - it's another rather gory short story called CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS... Enjoy!!

That's it for now - more next week,

Yeti hugs,

Paul xx


CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS


Zak regarded the contents of the skip with a frown; he was the caretaker of a big block of expensive flats at The Barbican, London and it was part of his job to keep an eye on what was going on with the salvage for the building.

Sometimes he’d uncover some quite choice pickings amongst the waste – the people who lived in the block were rich and often disposed of perfectly edible food on the day it was “technically” meant to expire. It wasn’t unheard of for Zak to end up dining on caviar or the remains of a joint of beef, if he kept his eyes open.

He was used to seeing all manner of things; false teeth, hearing aids, oddly shaped vegetables; not to mention embarrassing school photos and private letters.

…And then, sometimes, there was worse – much, much worse…

As on this particular day…

Generally Zak tried not to mind as long as protocol was observed; but today someone was really taking the biscuit…

Zak stared disapprovingly into the black sack that slumped before him. It was full of miscellaneous body parts; legs – severed arms – a couple of heads and all sorts of other discarded organs. It was Mr Sylvester again, their resident serial killer.

“This shouldn’t have happened…” Zak grumbled, not relishing having to go speak to the man again; for Mr Sylvester was an Arsenal supporter and Zak followed Spurs. “That man never listens. He’s had enough warnings! This is his last chance!” he muttered furiously. “Why doesn’t he listen? Really, it’s not difficult… Body parts don’t go in the skip! Body parts go with food scraps in recycling…”


CLEANING UP AFTERWARDS is from the Paul Chandler's next book, ARE WE THERE, YETI? which is due out in the Summer from www.lulu.com. All content of this post is Copyright, Paul Chandler 2012

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

YETI FILMS FROM GERMANY AND A NEW POEM...

Hello, good afternoon and welcome!

Yes - back again, as promised, with the links for the first of the two episodes of SHY YETI ON LOCATION that I filmed during my recent trip to Germany. I'll hand you over to the blurb...

This is the first of a 2 part series of SHY YETI ON LOCATION... The first episode of A TALE OF 2 CITIES, 1 YETI is set in Dusseldorf and features a couple of Paul Chandler (a.k.a. Shy Yeti)'s furry poems - A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITH A YETI and DRUNK ELK. Other than the verse there is a yeti dance, a bit of a look around the city and plenty of other daft chitter-chat. Special guest starring Dominic McCauley. Music by Luca. Camera by P.C. and D.M. This film and its contents are Copyright Paul Chandler, 2012.

Youtube: http://youtu.be/EE016vCgHVQ

Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/42186570

That's about it for now, next week I'll be sharing something new from my forthcoming release ARE WE THERE, YETI?. which is due out in the Summer... I'm also gearing up for filming another couple of episodes in the next month or so, as I have a week off in late May. My thoughts are that I am going to record a second episode of SHY YETI GOES WILD, as I have plenty of poems of an animal theme from the new compilation that I could use - also it looks likely that I'll be going back on Radio Wey around that time too. Filming for SHY YETI GOES WILD 2 began in Weybridge last Saturday (12th May), with help from Dominic who was the main camera man and also appeared in one of the sketches. The poem that I read was a piece called A WASP IN A WIG from a couple of years back. Despite being interrupted by cyclists I was still able to fit in a yeti dance, in fact I actually got quite acrobatic whilst doing so! You'll have to wait and see...  I had intended to film another piece the following day during a walk in the Saffron Walden area, however it was a bit breezy and I also forgot to re-charge my camera battery. This means that I'll probably finished this second episode during various walks this month - which means that I may film another separate episode at the start of June when I expect to be in the Norwich area - but a lot depends on the weather, of course... And me charging the battery!!

Before I go I did promise to post that new poem, EVIL IVY, written a couple of weeks ago and which I performed at The Poetry Cafe during my ROCK 'N' ROLLERCOASTER SHOW. Oh, and whilst I'm thinking about it I should probably add that there'll probably be another live video in time for next week's post too!

Anyway - enjoy the Dusseldorf video, more soon!

Yeti hugs,

Paul xx

EVIL IVY

Evil Ivy…
What a shock!
Not someone –
You'd want to mock!
Not someone –
You'd want to pester…
You'd see her temper –
Quickly fester…
She's got great insight –
Got your measure!
In your downfall –
Takes great pleasure…
Evil Ivy…
Quite extreme…
She'll make you shriek!
She'll make you scream!


Evil Ivy…
What a scare!
With her pipe –
And birds-nest hair!
In her notepad –
Quickly jotting…
Makes you wonder –
What she's plotting!
Makes you worry –
Who she's after…
Hear her cackling –
With laughter!
Evil Ivy…
Looking vexed!
I think she wants you…
I think you're next!


Evil Ivy…
What a fright!
With her teeth –
As black as night!
With her eyes –
Intense and cunning…
A frown from her –
Will have you running!
She's got an eye –
On all that you do…
Her hobbies include –
Cats and voodoo!
Evil Ivy…
Not for hire!
She's stoking up –
Your funeral pyre!


Evil Ivy…
What a blast!
I wonder if your –
Nerve will last!
Are you really –
Gonna risk it?
Take the chance –
But not the biscuit…
I wonder who will –
Be the winner…
Oh man, she'll have –
You for her dinner!
Evil Ivy…
Likes to rave!
Horizontal baby...
...In your grave!

This Post and the poem EVIL IVY is Copyright Paul Chandler 2012.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

SO HOW DID THE SHOW GO?

Hello again!

It's been a busy week, but I'm mainly going to talk about our Poetry Cafe show from this weekend. I've been busy editing - one of the films that is linked to the show, so I'll be revealing the links for that in just a minute. The other film is the first of my German duo, as part of A TALE OF 2 CITIES - 1 YETI. I'm making good headway with it and hope that it'll be available by next week - we shall see! Part 1 is set in Dusseldorf and contains the poems A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITH A YETI and new piece, DRUNK ELK.

Anyway, before we get bogged down in the exact details from the night , I promised to give you some links to the first film that I've edited from our ROCK 'N' ROLLERCOASTER SHOW - there will be more live footage over the next month or so, but have a go with this one, first.


Shy Yeti presents... The first instalment of his ROCK 'N' ROLLERCOASTER SHOW, as performed at The Poetry Cafe in Covent Garden on Saturday 5th May 2012. This was a night to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Shy Yeti (otherwise known as Paul Chandler)'s 2nd collection, ROLLERCOASTER and also to raise money for charity - on this occasion MS TRUST. Poems include IF I CAN'T HAVE A BULLDOG, HE SANG, THE CAROL SINGERS, A FACE FOR RADIO and the title piece. His special guest on the night was the fantastic John Smallshaw - and three of John's poems also appear in this film: MONO-LOG and two others. There will more footage of the night released over the next couple of months and this film even includes a specially recorded yeti dance! Cameraman for the evening was Dominic McCauley, although the yeti recorded a few bits and edited it all together. Music is by Luca. This film and its contents are Copyright Paul Chandler/John Smallshaw, 2012.

Youtube: http://youtu.be/lmxM4nGIw3E

Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/41756816

Enjoy!

Anyway... So, as far as preparations for the night were concerned, I spent a good deal of time the week before preparing the set - although I'd pretty much put it together when I originally thought that I was going to be performing it back in March. I'd even filmed some inserts and a yeti dance where the original date was mentioned, although I will find a way of using that - probably in the 2nd of the films from the night. One last minute change was to read a poem that I'd only completed the day before, a piece called EVIL IVY, but more about that later; needless to say it's always satisfying to be able to perform something so new! I expect I'll probably post it here in a week or two... On the day of the show Dominic and I came up to London mid-afternoon and recorded some of the links that you'll see in the film in one of our favourite London locations of the moment, Golden Square, just off Piccadilly Circus.


So what went on during actual show? Of course it wasn't just me - John Smallshaw was there too, but I'm afraid some of my details about his poems are a bit more sketchy as I don't know the titles of them all - although you'll see them in forthcoming videos. Apologies for this being far more heavily about what I read... So here we go!

FIRST HALF

DOMINIC AND THE YETI *
IF I CAN’T HAVE A BULL DOG * (v1)
KEEP ON GETTING IT WRONG *
CACTUS HEART *
HE SANG * (v1)
IN TWO MINDS *
MY PAST IS CATCHING UP WITH ME *
CAROL SINGERS * (v1)
FACE FOR RADIO * (v1)
ROLLERCOASTER * (v1)
EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS EASY-RIDER *
WHY AGNES… *
I’M A JELLYFISH *
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND’S A MINGER *
CELLULOID HEROES (Ray Davies) *
MARSHMALLOW HEART *
PITY HER! *
PICCADILLY CIRCUS * (some)
SHE NEVER HAD ANY LUCK
SWEET OLETA

SECOND HALF

A YETI IN A HAT *
EVIL IVY *
OTHERWISE ENGAGED *
LAST OF THE AUTUMN LEAVES *
SO MUCH LOVE – SO LITTLE TIME! *
THEM VAMPIRES – SUCH CHARMERS! *
JEALOUSY DID HIM NO GOOD *
WE DON’T DANCE TO LOVESONGS *
SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA... *
DRUNK ELK *
I’VE CLEANED OUT MY DIRTY MIND… *
PEACE TREATY... *
LONDON AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING * (some)
INGRID BERGMAN’S NOSE
I WILL EAT PIES

Please Note: An asterisk by a poem indicates that they were filmed on the night. (v1) indicates that they appear in the first episode of my ROCK ‘N’ ROLLERCOASTER SHOW. At the end of the evening 29 out of 35 of the poems that I read had been recorded (including a couple halves of other ones...), not to mention the majority of John's two sets.

The first half of the show started slightly later than expected, due to the fact that the F.A. Cup was on and a number of the audience were later arriving. That said, initially we weren’t expecting that many people anyway, as it was the bank holiday weekend and a lot of those who usually come along were out of town or busy with other things. This particular show was rescheduled twice due to double-booking by the cafe, which is how I ended up getting the venue three times within five months. At our best, on the night, we had over a dozen audience members – most of whom knew John Smallshaw, who returned to make his third guest appearance. I had two camera-men on hand who have filmed with me many times, both in front of and behind the scenes; Calum Williamson and regular co-star Dominic McCauley, although Dominic ended up doing all the filming for both halves and tried some new and cool angles to record us from! It was not possible to record everything – but we did get the majority of all that was read on the night by both John and myself. The charity on the night for this show and also for our show on Friday 8th June was MS TRUST.

FIRST HALF

DOMINIC AND THE YETI
IF I CAN’T HAVE A BULL DOG

Beginning at approximately 7.45, the first two pieces read were ones that I’ve not read live before. DOMINIC AND THE YETI appeared in THE VAMPIRE COWS OF SCUNTHORPE (2011). The second piece is very new and will be appearing in my NOT AS SHY AS I WAS collection later this year or early in 2013. This piece was also included in my first ROCK 'N' ROLLERCOASTER SHOW video a couple of days after the show.

KEEP ON GETTING IT WRONG
CACTUS HEART
HE SANG
IN TWO MINDS

I didn’t occur to me at the time, as I only had copies of the re-issued ROLLERCOASTER and recently released SHY YETI GOES WILD compilation available to sell – but these next four poems do have a link of their own. Although all but CACTUS HEART were written some time again, they were recently collected together for a collection of “lost poems for lost loves”, using this particular poem as the title of the compilation. KEEP ON GETTING IT WRONG and IN TWO MINDS were recently recorded for the SHY YETI GOES BUSHY episode of SHY YETI ON LOCATION; the first was originally included in my MUGSHOTS collection from 2005 and the second from 2004s LOVESONGS FOR THE BITTER AND TWISTED. HE SANG is originally from 2003s GO 4TH AND DIVIDE and footage of this live performance appears in the first video posted from the night on Youtube and Vimeo (See links elsewhere.)

MY PAST IS CATCHING UP WITH ME
CAROL SINGERS
FACE FOR RADIO
ROLLERCOASTER
EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS EASY-RIDER

The next five pieces were all from ROLLERCOASTER. The first poem was read during an early SHY YETI ON LOCATION episode in 2010, whilst CAROL SINGERS was revived back in December for my TOO SLUSHY FOR SNOWMEN mini-compilation, getting an airing on Radio Wey the same month. ROLLERCOASTER I’ve performed quite a lot over the years – whilst FACE FOR RADIO and EIGHTEEN HUNDREDS EASY-RIDER I don’t think I’ve ever performed.

At this point it was time for John Smallshaw to come up and read; there are a number of his poems from the first half during the ROCK ‘N’ ROLLERCOASTER SHOW – 1 video.

After ten minutes I returned, reading a mixture of old and new…

WHY AGNES…
I’M A JELLYFISH
YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND’S A MINGER
CELLULOID HEROES (Ray Davies)

WHY AGNES… is from four or five years ago now, but is one that I enjoyed performing when I revived it a year or so ago at one of my shows. I decided to read it again simply because I enjoy it and will probably aim to record a video for it over the summer at some stage. I’M A JELLYFISH and YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND… are both new pieces, the former won’t appear until my NOT AS SHY AS I WAS collection is published, late this year or early next – whilst BOYFRIEND was the last poem to be included in my ARE WE THERE, YETI? book which is due to be published in the Summer. CELLULOID HEROES was a poetic cover version of a Kinks song from the early 70s and seemed to work very well read in this format. This song is all about Hollywood and at this stage I had intended to read a prose piece called THE STARS ON HOLLYWOOD from YETI HUGS AND OTHER HORRORS (2011), but decided to move on to the next batch of poems of mine to conclude the first half.

MARSHMALLOW HEART
PITY HER!
PICCADILLY CIRCUS
SHE NEVER HAD ANY LUCK
SWEET OLETA

The first four poems are all from ROLLERCOASTER and I’d performed all but MARSHMALLOW HEART before, but not recently. SWEET OLETA is a silly piece from 2007s RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR collection, which I rediscovered whilst choosing poems for a recent compilation.

It was about 8.20, by this stage and so at this point we took a break until around 8.45 before continuing. I was originally intending to begin the second half with THE YETI OF MUSWELL HILL from my DO YETI WEAR PYJAMAS collection from 2010. However I was rather keen to read another piece and so am saving the Muswell Hill poem for the June show.


SECOND HALF

A YETI IN A HAT
EVIL IVY

…And so I began the second half with two new pieces. A YETI IN A HAT I’ve been reading a lot lately and included it in my SHY YETI WELCOMES SPRING video. EVIL IVY was by far the newest piece of the evening as I’d only completed it the day before and decided to read it at the last minute; I’m glad I did – it’s always satisfying when things come together so quickly.

Following these two pieces I returned to ROLLERCOASTER and read another three poems from this collection…

OTHERWISE ENGAGED
LAST OF THE AUTUMN LEAVES
SO MUCH LOVE – SO LITTLE TIME!

OTHERWISE ENGAGED and SO MUCH LOVE… I have read a number of times over the years, whilst LAST OF THE AUTUMN LEAVES (I think!) received its debut. In the recent 10th anniversary re-issue of this book I’ve stated that I’d like to record a video for this one in the autumn and having got a pretty good reaction on the night I’ve decided that I will definitely do so later in the year. Originally I’d intended to read THE HALF YOU LEFT ME WITH, also from this collection and another poem that I recently recorded for SHY YETI WELCOMES SPRING; however there wasn’t time in the end, so it was dropped.

THEM VAMPIRES – SUCH CHARMERS!
JEALOUSY DID HIM NO GOOD
WE DON’T DANCE TO LOVESONGS

During the next section of the second half I decided to read a few pieces that I’d not read before and ones that I’ve recently rediscovered whilst working on compilations earlier this year. THEM VAMPIRES… comes from FUNERAL FOR A SHOE (2011) and I recorded a video for it as part of the YETI HUNT USA series late last year. JEALOUSY… is an old piece that I revived for the CACTUS HEART compilation, as is WE DON’T DANCE… which appears in my forthcoming A TALE OF 2 CITIES – 1 YETI filmed in Germany; this particular piece being recorded in Cologne on Friday 13th April 2012. Another piece that I had considered reading is a newer short story called CREEPY EXOTIC which comes from my forthcoming ARE WE THERE, YETI? collection – however I was running out of time by this stage and it was now time for John Smallshaw to return to the stage.

SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA...
DRUNK ELK
I’VE CLEANED OUT MY DIRTY MIND…
PEACE TREATY

Once John had read some more of his work, it was time for me to return for one last section. You can watch a number of John’s poems on the usual youtube and vimeo sites in the various ROCK ‘N’ ROLLERCOASTER episodes that I’ll be posting over the next month or so. I began with an old favourite of mine, SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA... which comes from 2003s THE AUTUMNAL E.P. (and was also included in 2009s SHY YETI RULES OK.) The original aim was to read pieces from my forthcoming NOT AS SHY AS I WAS collection and this I did – however I had to cut a couple of pieces for timing reasons. That said, by this stage I’d got myself a bit confused and thought it was half ten and not half nine – so I probably could have read more. Stoopid yeti. In the end I read DRUNK ELK, which I’ve recently recorded for one of the A TALE OF 2 CITIES – 1 YETI… episodes. The other piece I read was the cheeky I’VE CLEANED OUT MY DIRTY MIND… The two pieces I had intended to read at this stage which I had to cut were PATIENCE IS THE KEY and A LITTLE COMPANY, which are prose pieces/short stories.

At this stage I had hoped to have time to read another four poems from ROLLERCOASTER, but decided that it was time to wind up the evening. I had planned to read WAVES, ON RICHMOND HILL and A LEARNING EXPERIENCE, the latter being one of the most recited pieces from that collection. In the end I chose to read PEACE TREATY which I recently included in my SHY YETI TAKES A (TRIP TO) BATH video.

LONDON AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING
INGRID BERGMAN’S NOSE
I WILL EAT PIES

To finish off the evening I read three further poems, discarding a fourth poem – CUPCAKE, which I will save for my June 2012 show. LONDON AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING I came across again whilst working on the tenth anniversary re-issues of later collections and decided that I’d like to read it; the same goes for INGRID BERGMAN’S NOSE from my MUGSHOTS collection (2005). LONDON is the third piece along with JEALOUSY… and IN TWO MINDS that originally comes from my LOVE SONGS FOR THE BITTER AND TWISTED collection (2004). I finished the evening with my usual closing piece – I WILL EAT PIES, from RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR (2007).



Anyway, I hope you enjoy the new film - that's about it for now... Next week, I intend to discuss the first of the two videos from Germany and will also be posting that new poem that I mentioned, EVIL IVY. Before I go one last big thank you to everyone who came along to support us and especially to John Smallshaw for performing alongside me and to Dominic McCauley for managing to film so much of the ensuing poetic insanity!

More soon - yeti hugs,

Paul xx




























This post is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2012.

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY TO OUR DAFFY BLOG!!


Howdo!


I'm hoping to get THIS anniversary right! You see I think the 200th post back in April ended up being our 199th post - it only became evident when blogger changed its format a week or two ago and it became easier to see how many posts had been posted! Ooops. Anyway, this definitely IS the 10th anniversary! 10 years ago on Thursday 2nd May 2002 I began this blog with a little limerick...

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who kept his wife's head in a bucket...
It would bob up and down -

With never a frown...
And now and again he would duck it! :)


Since then, I have debutted another 118 new poems in my posts, although one or two recently have been to promote my 10th anniversary collections, but anyway - most were posted here first before they were published and some even exist on the blog in slightly earlier drafts that were later altered closer to publication. Not all were poems, more recently some have been short stories or prose pieces - but that hardly matters, what matters is which ones they were.

I'm going to end this post with a list of those poems, but first I want to announce a new episode of SHY YETI ON LOCATION - a slightly longer episode too in celebration of 10 years of blogging. Here's some more information and the links to where you can view it...

SHY YETI GOES WILD is an extra-special episode of SHY YETI ON LOCATION to celebrate 10 years of yeti-poem-blogging on Paul's www.shyyeti.com site. This episode includes 4 poems on a wild-life theme - DIAGONAL CAT, MICE TAP-DANCING, WHY DON'T DRAGONS CLEAN THEIR TEETH and HOORAY FOR BEARS. There are also 3, yes THREE yeti dances in this edition, which was filmed in Surrey, London and the surrounding area between 23rd March and 8th April 2012. This episode guest-stars Dominic McCauley and Mauro MausCat Notch. Camera work by Paul Chandler, Dominic McCauley and Calum Williamson, music by Luca. This film and all poems contained within it are Copyright Paul Chandler, 2012.

You can currently view this episode at:

Youtube: http://youtu.be/8bNUwebWalU

Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/41414366

There is also a special mini compilation available for this episode:

SHY YETI GOES WILD is a mini-collection of over 25 poems that Paul Chandler a.k.a. Mr Yeti has written over the last few years concerning animals or pets. These include: BECOMING MORE CAT-LIKE, THE BLACK-EYED GROWL, DIAGONAL CAT, DO SHEEP MIGRATE?, A FLEA TEA PARTY, A LITTLE MOUSE, A WASP IN A WIG and many more. These are pieces that he’s read at gigs and open-mike events and which appear to get the furriest, most enthusiastic growls from a crowd! Go on, take a peek!

It's available in paperback for £4.99 at the following link:

http://www.lulu.com/shop/paul-chandler/shy-yeti-goes-wild/paperback/product-20095610.html

I'll hopefully be doing a Radio Wey show in June or July to promote this mini-collection and celebrate the 10th anniversary too. More news on that when I have a definite date for it.


This isn't the last you'll hear of the 10th anniversary of this blog - I have two shows coming up at The Poetry Cafe, one this Saturday 5th May and one on Friday 8th June 2012. The first show the postponed 10th anniversary show for my 2nd collection, ROLLERCOASTER and the June date is to celebrate the blog. The May show will comprise of some new pieces and pieces from ROLLERCOASTER and the June show will comprise of my favourite pieces from the 118 that I have posted on here since 2002.

Anyway, enough about that for now... I'm busy putting together my next full collection, ARE WE THERE YETI!?, but as I am also working on the next Mouse Of Commons book, due out in July - I don't expect my next prose and poetry book to be completed until mid-August, in time for my September Poetry Cafe show.

Anyway, that's it for now...

More soon...

Yeti hugs,

Paul xx

PS As promised, here comes that list...

118 BLOGGED POEMS IN 10 YEARS…

HERBAL TEABAGS (2002)
BALLAD OF A CHILD ACTOR (2002)
DISCO (2002)
REINCARNATION (2002)
THINGS AIN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE – PT 1 (2002)
OH, FLORENCE (2002)
ANOTHER PATHETIC ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT (2002)
OWN GOAL? (2002)
THIRD TIME LUCKY (2003)
DRUNK (2003)
BLACK AND WHITE COWS (2003)
YOU AND WHOSE ARMY? (2003)
SOMETHING OLD – SOMETHING NEW (2003)
ANIMAL CRUELTY (2003)
BLUE EYED LOVER (2003)
WICKED SANTA (2003)
FLAUNT TRADITION (2004)
CRASHING BORES (2004)
IF I WERE A MOO COW (2004)
TIDDLES HAS A PROBLEM (2004)
I AM NEVER INVITED TO ORGIES (2005)
I CAN’T BEAR THE END (BIOGRAPHICAL WORK) (2005)
NEVER STEAL ANOTHER MAN’S RHUBARB (2005)
THE ONLY YOU THERE IS (2005)
A YETI’S FUR (2005)
CRIME OFTEN PAYS (2005)
I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE 18, AGAIN (2005)
I WANT TO BE BORN BEFORE CHRISTMAS (2005)
MY DOG IN A DRESS (2005)
ADVERT FOR A TRAINEE SEX SYMBOL (2006)
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITH A YETI (2006)
ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES (2006)
GIRLS LIKE ALENA (2006)
I WANT THEM TO SEE ME (ON TOP OF THE POPS) (2006)
THE BALLAD OF CHARLIE GRRR (2006)
A CURE FOR ALL KNOWN ILLS (2006)
I WILL EAT PIES (2007)
THE WAY PIE’S MEANT TO BE (2007)
DISCO YETI (2007)
YOUR APRIL FOOL (2007)
BELHAVEN BEACH (2007)
WE DON’T DANCE TO LOVESONGS (2007)
RHYMES BEARS STEAL PIES FOR (2007)
THEIR SPECIAL DAY (2007)
A LIFE TOGETHER (2007)
THE STAND-UP CHAMELEON (2007)
I KNOW WE’LL NEVER BE TOGETHER (2007)
MY MOMENT IS NOW (2007)
ALL GIVE NO TAKE (2007)
GROOVE (2007)
LITTLE PIG (2007)
YETI SPAGHETTI (2007)
RABBITS DON’T REALLY LIKE LETTUCE (2007)
SUPER YETI AND COSMIC BEAR (2008)
THE UNGRATEFUL VALENTINE (2008)
YOU CRAMP MY STYLE (2008)
X-RAY TED (2008)
SO MUCH LOVE – SO LITTLE TIME (2008)
THEY WARNED ME ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU (2008)
DIAGONAL CAT (2008)
A VOICE IN HIS HEAD (2008)
SWAGGER (2008)
OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER (2008)
YOU ARE CAT-NIP TO ME (2008)
TOO SLUSHY FOR SNOWMEN (2008)
CAT THIEF (2009)
IF POEMS WERE PIES (2009)
BACK WHEN THE INTERNET WAS YOUNG (2009)
OUT OF WORK ACTORS (2009)
MAKE ALL YOUR LIES TRUE (2009)
MAKING TOAST FOR THE ENEMY (2009)
BRAND NEW PULLING PANTS (2009)
MY CREATIVE GNU (2009)
COLIN THE CUSTARD EATING SPIDER (2009)
STEALING MY THUNDER (2009)
THE UNAFFORDABLE FJORD (2009)
THE DAY THE PRIME MINISTER CAME TO TEA (2009)
CATFOOD IN YOUR EYEBROWS (2009)
THE YETI OF MUSWELL HILL (2009)
DO YETI WEAR PYJAMAS? (2009)
BLACKMAILING SANTA (2009)
CHRISTMASTIME FOR SKELETONS (2009)
MY SELFISH CAT (2010)
WHY AGNES, YOU’RE LOVELY (2010)
CARELESS TALK COST (2010)
CUPCAKE (2010)
I’M ALL FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS (2010)
BECOMING MORE CAT-LIKE (2010)
YOU COULD BE MY PIN-UP (2010)
NOT SEEING ANYBODY ELSE (2010)
TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE (2010)
THE CROCODILE (2010)
I LOVE YOU LESS (2010)
HE EATS SO MUCH (2010)
FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE A PAIN IN THE ARSE (2010)
RESPECTABLE TEXTS (2010)
JUST TO GET MYSELF TO YOU (2010)
FIRST SNOG (2010)
SANTAS DON’T TEXT (2010)
GRANDPA’S WIG (2011)
THEY DON’T RHYME THEIR POEMS IN L.A. (2011)
STREETLIGHT GLAMOUR (2011)
WORK IS RUBBISH (2011)
WE’RE AN ITEM NOW (2011)
THE BROKEN LIFT (2011)
THE CAT NEXT DOOR (2011)
JOHN, I’M ONLY RHYMING (2011)
I SHOULD NEVER (2011)
STOUT LEGS IN A SUMMER STORM (2011)
THE TRUE LIGHT (2011)
THE TRUE LIGHT – ALTERNATIVE (2011)
THE BALLAD OF AN ALRIGHT BLOKE (2011)
SUMMER SKIES (2011)
SANTA’S BIT ON THE SIDE (2011)
TAKE CARE WHEN GIVING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS (2011)
COMING CLEAN (2012)
LOVE AND AMNESIA (2012)
THE WEDDING BREAKFAST (2012)

May there be many more to come!!!

This Post is Copyright Paul Chandler 2012.